EVENTFUL, TO SAY THE LEAST

as usual, whenever i'm back home, i am somehow forced to abandon my blog for a little while. i will have to cite lack of infrastructure as the main reason. well, that, and the fact that i can't even find time to breathe when i'm back home.

after a week and a half in kl, i am back in ipoh. i'm sitting in front of my younger brother's computer, typing using a keyboard with a CRACKED spacebar (i'm not kidding ok, gila betul adik aku ni main game), connected to the virtual world at a speed of 48.0 kbps. god i miss my wireless connection and my laptop back in dubai. but that's pretty much everything that i'm missing in dubai.

my days in kl has been eventful, to say the least. it started off with me banging my sister's car in an accident on the sg. besi highway (hehehe... apa nak buat, dah lama tak drive). but don't worry guys - i came out unscathed. only my wallet was a little bit affected = by rm484.10 to be exact. technically it wasn't entirely my fault. the two cars in front of me had an accident and i couldn't brake in time. turned out that i banged a van full of pakcik2 polis who was on their way back from a seminar or something (wait.. is this someone's sexual fantasy? heheh.. unfortunately it's not mine). surprisingly they were a very polite bunch of people. turun2 van terus salam org yang menghentam van diorang. guess the kempen budi bahasa has been quite fruitful eh? :P

and that was not my only encounter with the police, surprisingly. there was another encounter, but this one was a little bit more... misdemeanour-ish (?). u see, after watching the af5 concert last weekend, i went out with a ...err... new acquantaince for a drink at a mamak place. after that, he invited me for a drive around town. i agreed. he drove around for a while and ended up at the jelatek lrt station parking lot which was of course empty at that time (considering that it was 1 am). what happened after that need not be told (i'll just leave it to your imagination :P). but while the two of us were 'occupied' with some activity, we saw a police car approaching us. "oh shit oh shit oh shit matila aku keluar paper esok" . seriously that's what was on my mind at that time. the police car stopped, and a policeman approached us. "buat apa kat sini encik?" he asked with an honestly-puzzled look. hmm... innocentnya pakcik polis nih..hehehe. "takde apa encik, tadi kami dr kedai mamak kat belakang tu..saja je lepak2 sembang2 kat sini" i replied while maintaining the straightest look that i could possibly devise at that time. "bahaya encik ni duduk kat sini. tempat ni gelap. nanti kalau kena rompak ke naya je. mintak ic?". alamak... mintak ic pulak... matila ada rekod penjenayah pas ni. "mintak maaf encik, kami pun memang dah nak balik dah ni". at that point of time, iu was using my baritone-est voice already. "hmm..elokla la tu". then he went back to his car and drove away. we did the same thing. i was so relieved that the pakcik polis was a nice / gullible one. kalau tak... i don't know what would have happened. mau kena masuk lokap... kena gang bang dgn fellow convicts (oh-uh, another sexual fantasy. but again, not mine..:P)

oh btw, yes - i did manage to check out l* queen. my verdict - it's awesome! (however, this comes from someone who has only been to 2 other plu clubs his entire life. so don't take my word for it k?). the place looks good, the music was nice (they were playing khad*eja's biarkan s*ja when i stepped into the club so i was immediately impressed by the song selection.) and of course, as usual, the (majority of) the crowd semuanya meletup2. i was already quite contented with everything, expecting a good night out even just by henjut2-ing kat tepi stage while oogling at all the yummy people (hehehe.. pathetic kan? well, what's new?). after about half an hour at the side of the stage, we (me, my faithful partner-in-petty-crime sizzling mee and his housemate) decided to check what was happening upstairs. while making our way through the crowd, i felt a tug. someone was tugging my hand. i looked to see who it was. and i saw this cute guy smiling at me. it was quite dark so i struggled to get a closer look at him. "matila.. could this guy be one of my ex-officemates yg nak memecahkan lobang masing2? or skandal lama kah?" but after squinting my eyes for a few seconds, i've confirmed that he was neither. so what could this mean? his hand was still holding mine, and he was still smiling. at the same time i saw that sizzling mee and his housemate moving further and futher away..

to be continued... (sorry guys ..dah pukul 2 pagi la... esok sambung k? hehehe..)