IF YOU LOVE SOMEONE...

i don't usually care much about forwarded e-mails, but this is quite cute and worth sharing (oh btw, i did some editing... some of them are not really funny - they don't deserve to be in my blog ;P):

ORIGINAL QUOTE

If you love someone,
Set her free...
If she comes back, she's yours,
If she doesn't, she never was....

THE NEW VERSIONS.....

Pessimist:

If you love someone,
Set her free ...
If she ever comes back, she's yours,
If she doesn't, as expected, she never was

Optimist:

If you love someone,
Set her free ...
Don't worry, she will come back.

Suspicious:

If you love someone,
Set her free ...
If she ever comes back, ask her why.

Impatient:

If you love someone,
Set her free ...
If she doesn't come back within some time
forget her.

Animal-Rights Activist:

If you love someone,
Set her free,
In fact, all living creatures deserve to be free!!

Lawyers:

If you love someone,
Set her free,
Clause 1a of Paragraph 13a-1 in the Second
Amendment of the Matrimonial Freedom Act
clearly states that...

Bill Gates:

If you love someone,
Set her free,
If she comes back,
I think we can charge her for re-installation fees
but tell her that she's also going to get an upgrade.

Biologist:

If you love someone,
Set her free,
She'll evolve.

Statistician:

If you love someone,
Set her free,
If she loves you,
the probability of her coming back is high
If she doesn't, your relation was improbable anyway.

HR specialist:

If you love someone
set her free by
Offering her VSS and other benefits
Then outsource her.


Marketing Specialist:

If you love someone
set her free
If she comes back she has brand loyalty
If she doesn't, reposition the brand in new market

and to end it, MY new version of the original quote..

aiskrem-potong

If you love someone
What are the chances that he would love you back?
Tak yah mimpi la...
Do yourself a favour and stop thinking about him

typical me... ;P