VIRGO-ISM (PART DEUX)

received another forwarded e-mail from a friend on horoscopes (a clear indication that i am not the ONLY one who has been slacking away in his job.. phew!!). you know, these zodiac thingies are extremely useful for those people who keep screaming "define me! define me!" throughout their life (me being one of those people). i don't know... sometimes i feel like i know myself very well... but sometimes i don't feel like i do. but i know myself well enough to know that sometimes i feel like i know myself very well and sometimes i don't (hehehe..). nonetheless, i still feel the need to know what other people think about me (which is why i've been begging testimonials from friends on friendster shamelessly and persistently). i guess it's just a good check and balance mechanism.. so you don't become too full of yourself for no valid reason. but what do you do when your friends prefer to talk about crap in your testimonial? you look for horoscopes to define you. that's what you do!

VIRGO

"You are blessed with an eye for detail that many would love to possess."

You as a man:

You live life almost entirely on a practical (yup, i am practical), material level, and you have little use for the abstractions of storybook romance. Your idea of love is synonymous with duty.Sugary romance is not quite your style.

Self-discipline is part of your nature (but not applied in ALL aspects of life). Once you make up your mind, you move on, regardless of what will result(this is sooo true). You place great emphasis on intellect (again true) and train your children (children? eheh...) rigidly in matters of ethics, courtesy and good citizenship (i guess if i had any i would emphasise these things to my children)

You are uncomfortable with physical expressions of love (also true). You need to become more generous with those hugs and kisses (good advice.. now i just need someone to practice this with... ;P)). There's also a tendency to be too critical, to expect too much too soon and to be too strict (another good advice - i'll keep that in mind).


Your love sign is Capricorn (calling all capricorns out there ;P)

A romance with you is a roller-coaster ride of excellent taste (eh-hem!), since you love things being in order. You also wait and watch where romance is concerned, perhaps
because being in love for you means falling hard. Being a perfectionist, you also aim
to please, and your beloved is one happy individual (uh-oh, the secret's out i guess ;p)

You in Relationships

Your easygoing nature makes you a reliable and steady sort. Your devotion also signals that you will work very hard to take any relationship far. You strive for the perfect relationship. You feel truly rewarded when the one you love is willing to give you time in the relationship. You are independent, and may seem cold on the outside, but your potent charms (POTENT charms ok!) will merit a truly deserving partner (stop spilling the beans, will you!!)

One must Know the rules when dealing with Virgos
What you should do:

Clean the inside of your nails, and tuck every hair in place. The Virgo is a perfectionist, and loves cleanliness (err... this might be a little over the top.. i don't check the inside of my date's nails ok... well, not until the 3rd date at least... hehehe)

The Virgo attention to detail will rattle you, but be patient. You will be rewarded with quality love in return (not just any love ok? QUALITY, sirim-approved, iso-certified love... kekekek)

Try and keep pace with the Virgo wit and intellectual abilities (an arduous task indeed... kekekek). The Virgo is not patient with immaturity (again, SO true!)

Wait for the magic to happen. The Virgo trust is not for all and sundry. Once you have earned, you can be assured of security and undivided attention (hmm.. i tend to disagree a bit here... i think i trust people too easily actually - sebab tu selalu kena tipu)

What you should not do:

Don't sit back while your Virgo partner is slaving away. The Virgo appreciates perfection, and believes everyone has to be self-reliant (you should be helpful to everyone actually, not just virgoans)

If you expect the Virgo to be at your beck and call at all times, forget it. Virgo is the sign of service, always eager to lend a helping hand ('non-legal' service not included)

Don't underestimate the passion of a Virgo. Perfectionism carries over into every aspect of their life, including relationships (seriously, what is there NOT to like about me? kekekke)

Go easy on the criticism. The Virgo likes to think he is perfect, and would rectify his own mistakes. Point out an error, and watch them sulk (this sounds like a Furby instruction manual.. but i guess it is true...)

Don't get lax with your cooking. The Virgo likes good, healthy food, and every morsel goes under the microscope (ok.. this is not true... i don't cook, so i don't think that it is fair to have such high expectations of my partner)


Beautiful You

You probably must be tired of hearing how beautiful you look (hahaha big joke... this is TOTALLY not applicable). You wonder if something fishy is going on. Relax, it is just your diligent beauty regimen (more like NON-EXISTENT beauty regimen) doing the trick (really? you don't say... ;p). Your attention to detail is what keeps you looking smashing (smashing or smashed?). One look at your cabinet, and you have a product for every feature there is! Good brands would probably name you customer of the year! You are brand loyal (this is true though) , and this is secret of your appearance! Quality is your watchword, and you know exactly what you want.

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Now, if there are 2 reasons why there are so many people in this world still single, it's because:

1. they are virgoans who can't seem to find someone who has what it takes to be with them
2. they are non-virgoans who still can't get over a crush on a virgoan

kekekekekek..... i have a feeling that i'm gonna get clobbered with my last statement there... but who cares? ;P

p.s : sorry if the e-mail excerpt was a little bit hard to read (especially with my comments inserted all over the place). actually, i wanted to italicised those comments - i just don't know how to! is 'blogging for dummies' out yet? ;P